Noob Sayings

[Freakshow59]

Have you ever been in that situation where you're playing a online game and you come across a noob (newbie) that just says something to you or something really ovibous? Or, you're posting in the forum and you come across something completely random by a new poster? Well, here's a place where all the times you either got P.O'ed or was rofl can be shared. Sometimes, a laugh to us is at the noob's expense, right?

[MEGADOOMER]

yeah they think there mega cool by saying

teh 1337 ThreD teh 0wnz All uBern22 pE0ple in teh w0rld

lol noobs are freaks

and there was this guy that said once I TALK IN ALL CAPS BUT YOU TPYE IN ALL GAY

* all mispeeling were left in place

[Hollandgirl]

teh 1337 ThreD teh 0wnz All uBern22 pE0ple in teh w0rld --> translation please?? :P i can get this far (i think): the ... thread (?) the owns all .... people in the world

[MEGADOOMER]

translation *the cool thread that owns all the uberness people in the world*

[Hollandgirl]

what does uberness mean?

[MEGADOOMER]

its like its way cool heres a harder one

Teh supah ub3rn3ss z0mb33 k1ll1ng gun 7h4t k1lls 4ll z0mb33z 1n t3h w0rld!!

[Hollandgirl]

i know what you're saying haha : the super uberness zombee killing gun that kills all zombees in the world

but we're getting offtopic, let's get on with the noob sayings ;)

[MEGADOOMER]

damn you but noobs say that

[Freakshow59]

XD Ok. . .

I was playing a game where your fame is as big as your lvl

Anyway, I'm playing and I look at 2 character lvls, both 10 and this is how the conversation goes:

Me: lol noobs

Noob 2: You're the noob

Me: rofl, you got to be kidding me, you're lvl 10 and I'm 18

Noob 1: Ya, you a noob

Me: Right, lol I overpower you

Noob 2: No, I do

Me: rofl rofl, right, I have the power to defame you and you dont

Noob 1:. . .

Noob 1: And your point is?

[Hollandgirl]

haha !! *what does rofl mean?*

[Mistery]

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing

[Hollandgirl]

hahah funny :P

[Freakshow59]

I have another one from the game I play

A noob drops all his stuff, weapons and clothes, someone else picks them up

Not even a minute later "Can I have a weapon?" He's lvl 6 and minimum lvl of the ppl around him is 13.

[MEGADOOMER]

thats just sad

[Freakshow59]

Doesn't anyone else have something to add?

[MEGADOOMER]

wel i was playing this game and i was a lvl 57 or sumat and a lvl 1 says

noob:can i have stuff

me: no

noob: your mean i'm reporting you

everyone online:NOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!

me: lol

[Adventure]

Noob (newbie)??????????????????? I really don't have a clue were you're talking about.

[MEGADOOMER]

newb= new person to the game or whatever

n00b= prick who is annoyiny spamms asks stupid questions and is a prick

[Adventure]

wel i was playing this game and i was a lvl 57 or sumat and a lvl 1 says

noob:can i have stuff

me: no

noob: your mean i'm reporting you

everyone online:NOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!

me: lol

WHahahahahaha...I get it. But no I haven't met a noob online before. But if I do I tell you.

[MEGADOOMER]

Ok!

[Freakshow59]

Just had an half hour ago, in a different game, called Puzzle Pirates, very popular and well-known:

Noob: music freak

Noob: Hi

Musicfreak(Me): Hi

Noob: you play runescape

Me: No

Noob: yes u do

Noob: u used to

Me: actually, nvr heard of the game

Noob: sure

Me: Seriously

Noob: not

Me: dude, I have nvr heard of or played that game

Noob: sure

Noob: ???

(Noob requests trade)

Me: wha?

(Noob aborts)

Greenie: the thingy you were selling (I was selling a chalice, used in a game called "Drinking" http://www.puzzlepirates.com/Drinking.xhtml, at the time)

Me: the chalice? 10k

Noob: yea

(requests trade again)

(aborts again)

I pretty much learned never to trade with noobs afterwards, they don't know WTH they're doing

[dazedncrazed]

this isn't really annoying, in fact I think it's quite cute:

have you ever had someone say 'imao' instead of 'lmao', sure sign of a newcomer to forums, bless them - I never tell them what it's meant to be though, just sit back and enjoy watching them 'iaughing their asses off!' :evil:

(saying that we were all newbies once upon a time - however I'm sure I was never as annoying as some of them)

[Freakshow59]

I feel ya, I knew when I was a noob, I didn't piss anyone off, I maybe asked a couple a obvious thing, but not too annoying, like my above post, just nvr try to make a noob say something noobish, so that you can make fun of it.

They say we were all noobs once, but not as annoying as the ones we're posting about! :D

(yea, I dunno what lmao, is, I'm a noob, but I'm just starting to get the hang of shorting talk, ya know 1337, anyone know what lmao is and help a noob like me? :D :haha: )

[Adventure]

Yeah, what is Imao? And what's the different between Imao and imao?
And so what if I be a Noob for it. I don't care. :P

[dazedncrazed]

lol - it's lmao as in LMAO, people just see the 'l' as an 'i'. It stands for laughing my ass off, just another way of saying lol.

aww..I wasn't sayin it was a noob thing as such, jus it's funny when people use it and don't know what it means, which you can tell by the fact they use imao

not knowing what it means isn't noobish, just if you use it without knowing what it means...if you know what I mean -
I'm confusing myself now, lol

[Adventure]

Now I see now the difference between the I and l. LOL. Yeah it's really noobish to use words when you don't know the meaning of them.

I'M NOT A NOOB!

[MEGADOOMER]

NOOBS re almost as bad as emos

[Freakshow59]

Dude, emos aren't annoying unless they convice you to join their "side", try to commit suicide or just talk their asses off about how "sad" the world is. That's more annoying than noobs.

[MEGADOOMER]

yeah there annoying this is why i support this is why i now support this
http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emocide8paet4.jpg

[Adventure]

What are emos?

[MEGADOOMER]

emos=people who slit there rists talk about how sad the world is and are so annoying and make you join them like zombies biting you
*shudder*

[Adventure]

I aggree. That sucks! (may I write that?). Of course there are many sad things in this world, but there are also beautifull and good/fine things in it as well. I prefer to focus on myself on the last prospective, however sometime it can be good or even interesting to discuss the problems of the world and its people.

[MEGADOOMER]

you may write that
but there such depressing people to be around i wish i could KILL an onion tree

[Freakshow59]

Uh, can't we get back to noob sayings? Here's a website to make a little online petition so ppl can hear your point about emos:

www.petitiononline.com

alright? :D

[Adventure]

Yes it's oke. Didn't want to say more about emos. So I didn't use the link. Thank you anyway.

[MEGADOOMER]

yeah we are done

[Freakshow59]

Thkx, otherwise I think a mod woulda came in here

[Maniac]

Hey were u guys talkign about Runescape earlier.
Cuz all that lvl talk,and dropping cloths happen in runescape too.
And i agree,there r lots of noobs and they do very weird and funny stuff...

[Freakshow59]

Mwahahahaha! I have brought this back from the dead! I'm posting a comment on a Youtube clip and about 4 hrs. after my post, some idiot says I'm an amatuer, says he's superior over me and says I should stay out of it, so what do I post? "I may be an amatuer, but you're a complete dumbass"

[jayrome]

i hate when im new on a game cause of course i cant even ask anything noobish
i think tha whole noob thing suks

[sum1]

ok some people know or play runescape and this noob said to me (which was a level 12 and im level 75)i 0wn u fryk1n nublet , so i went to the wildy and we couldnt have a fight(dont worry the games about having fights lol) then a level 7 owned him :D

[Hitman]

A noob was in the middle of Varrock. And he said: Can you please lead me to Varrock? lol :haha:

[someguy]

I was on xbox live on halo 3, and everyone in the battle I was in was using those microphone head sets.

The noob gave his location to everyone in that battle.
So there were about 5 other people running towards this little building....lol.

[Maniac]

Ok there is this site called www.bash.org and it has all these noob sayings and stuff.
Here is one of them that I liked.
<NOOB> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time.

[New1000]

all noobs dont suck. some noobs know what to do if they see what they do and know the rules. other noobs though are a bunch of idiots saying "OMGNESS I BEW YU UPY!!11!! MAKEY M3 BA8A8A!111!!" and stuff. if those noobs dont become the noobs that aint stupid they will get kicked out in online games and banned in forums. i saw one stupid one in StickPagePortal thats a noob and belive me he wanted 10 posts but he was just saying random crap like "BE0MONE MYE 11486HHSOMI!!!111!!11111!!" and stuff. and dont get me freakin started with the King Of Buttons games. that guys a idiot. keep the non-stupid noobs get rid of the 1337 saying, stupid noobs.

[someguy]

stickpageportal...
the worst place on the internet.
Nothin but a bunch of flaming idiots who know nothing except ****.

Your actually smart enough to leave and come here.
I had an account there once...what was it...residentevilfreak. Yeah that's it.

Stickpage was fine. But the portal...heck no.

[New1000]

It was crap. its a good thing someone told me StickPagePortal is full of idiots. thank you man! i never went back there ever again. dont forget diseased productions forums. <<name deleted>> is a jerk! he got me mad dame it! i dont know why hes a mod HES A NOOB! he should of been the one banned not me.

[someguy]

Yeah.
Calm down though...I don't want to see you get banned here for swearing.

[New1000]

nah im not mad. i just wish all those people would just go. leave. get lost. get banned. all of that. <<removed by moderation>> there is nobody here thats like that. so thats good. this and Woggerworld is the place to just calm down. oh and sorry for saying the dumb with the a word. <<name removed by moderation>> really is one. trust me.

[someguy]

He is.
Half of that place is just infested with noobs trying to get a decent comment for an animation.

[New1000]

correct. best stay away from the stupid noobs and be nice to the noobs that aint stupid.

[Joeman]

Why do new threads need to be approved by a mod?

[Mistery]

A reminder:

Moderation has removed a few posts.
Leave your personal fights off the forums, and do not use inappropriate language.
Read our rules (http://gamershood.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5274), and follow them please.

[Joeman]

Why are all our posts getting deleted?

[Mistery]

Syntax, New1000, Shadowx04, and Joeman, please check your private messages.

[Syntax]

Supermod To The Rescue!

[Shadowx04]

now how was swain.com a bad post?

[Mistery]

Rule #1:
Post in the appropriate thread.
This thread isn't called "Promote other forums" ;)

And please stop spamming.

Due to constant fighting and spamming, this thread is closed temporarilly.