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Saw III
05-09-2007, 06:10 PM
I heard a few days ago an American complained to the Doctors that he was constantly hearing some kind of scratching/tapping sound in his ear. Turns out there were two spiders living in his ear!:rog:

Acelightning
05-11-2007, 12:25 PM
a man with dreadlocks went into a hairdresser and sat down. he thought the hairdresser was poking his head with scissors. it turns out he has a nest of redback spiders in his hair. hel later died of spider bites. R.I.P

NickL2020
05-11-2007, 01:07 PM
Sick people....... lol jk..... how freaky, hate spiders!

Themolestarted
08-27-2007, 09:20 PM
what is the purpose of this:?

Jcatzl101
10-03-2007, 02:15 AM
Thats disturbingly... uhh.. how do i put it... distrubing...

Carmit
10-04-2007, 12:56 AM
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% gross!!

Jcatzl101
10-04-2007, 10:27 PM
yes.. i agree... it sounds more like legends than facts...

Carmit
10-09-2007, 09:08 AM
mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

jack
10-09-2007, 10:15 PM
yes.. i agree... it sounds more like legends than facts...

It's absolutely true. He also also woke up in a bathtub with his kidneys missing after eating pop rocks and soda and buying a dog which turned out to be a hairy rat.

Hitman
10-09-2007, 11:02 PM
It's absolutely true. He also also woke up in a bathtub with his kidneys missing after eating pop rocks and soda and buying a dog which turned out to be a hairy rat.
...also there was a writting on the wall: ''Are you glad you didn't turn on the lights'' :P

bizarrochick
10-09-2007, 11:48 PM
And the crazed axe murderer was hiding in the back of the car all along!

Ravensd
10-23-2007, 02:17 AM
OK I have to share this. I hate that I live in a total redneck country hick state, but this is priceless. It's a clip from our state wide news paper called the Arkansas Democrat Gazzette. How dumb can you be?

Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis,
38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Pooles pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steerin g-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After Traveling Approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis " I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck???

Iva
10-26-2007, 01:39 AM
Is this for real? :o Oh my Becky!!! What were they thinking? This confirmes my prejudice about red necks :P
And the reaction of the wife!! Priceless :haha:

Ravensd
10-26-2007, 02:34 AM
Yes it's real....tha South has some pretty messed up people...I've other stories but some are not appropriate for certain eyes

nefertiti
10-26-2007, 10:05 AM
i heard that,it was a myth on the show mythbusters,they tryied it out and said it could have happend for real,because the bullet overheated for real and exploded

Ravensd
10-27-2007, 03:30 AM
OK this is crazy. I just came across this on YouTube. These people think there is a Leprechaun in their town.

BEWARE!! This video contains extreme stupidity.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

here's a slightly humorous rap video about it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fiGhW1fFcU

*~shiningstar~*
11-08-2007, 10:27 PM
that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen! :P

jack
11-10-2007, 03:01 AM
The term mass hysteria comes to mind. I'm going to call my local news and say there is a unicorn that hides in my toolshed.

EscapeGirl
11-10-2007, 11:32 AM
Wow....I can't believe that people can be so....nvm...just...WOW. :crazy:

Ravensd
11-14-2007, 04:06 AM
The term mass hysteria comes to mind. I'm going to call my local news and say there is a unicorn that hides in my toolshed.

I think the one girl in the car said it all...CRACK HEADS!!!!

cant touch this
01-24-2008, 11:34 PM
I dont know if you guys have heard about this already, but a new taser MP3 player just came out!

Is that weird or what?

Heartofthedark
01-25-2008, 01:31 AM
Well i guess its sensible for women that walk home late at night and people in danger because there are some bad people out there that would like to do very mean stuff to you :S

someguy
01-25-2008, 01:40 AM
That's why I carry a hunting knife with me.
wierd news...I have more injuries.