The Kingdom of Loathing

[wirodeu]

Okay!

[wirodeu]

One of my secondary´s
MariaSoulLess
Is lvl 6 I´m training that account now ...
It´s going quick!
I train at the hidden temple!

And wirodeu Is lvl 13 from yeti hunting! (Meat Farming)

[bread]

cool

i don't know where the hidden temple is
maybe it's hidden

[wirodeu]

Lol ...
You got the hidden temple map?
Its At quest Items... you get it from the woods...

YAAAAAY Maria is lvl 7 Now!!!!

[bread]

i might i check
i have spooky temple

[wirodeu]

Okay,
I will look at the kol wiki...

SORRY!!! the hidden temple map doesnt exist!!!!
Its the spooky temple map!

[bread]

so i have the map?
and YAY lvl 7

[wirodeu]

Look at the clan!
Some things haave changed...
But i don´t see what Lol!

[bread]

MEAT TREE
:D:D:D:D:D:D
yay


EDIT:calender yay

[wirodeu]

And calendar!
How much meat do you have?

[bread]

i have
1500 give a 50-90

[wirodeu]

Ew...
Did you open the hidden temple whit the spooky temple map?
If yes...
Train there everyday till you are lvl 10 And then i can learn you meat farming...

[bread]

it says
"You follow the map through the Spooky Forest, and arrive at the base of the Hidden Temple. Unfortunately, the first step is too high for you to reach, and you can't go inside. You notice a patch of loose soil at the base of the step, though..."

[wirodeu]

Ok i will look at the kolwiki ...
The answer will be here in 1 minute!
Do you have:
A spooky sapling
Spooky gro-fertilizer

[bread]

neither:(

[wirodeu]

Then adventure at the spooky forest In the distant woods...

[bread]

kk
i will use my
"1" adventure for foresting

[wirodeu]

1....
That´s not much...
How drunk are you?
I will give you sum booze...

[bread]

4 drunkness

[wirodeu]

Then you can drink those...

[bread]

done yay thanx

yay got fertilizer

but no sapling

[wirodeu]

Ew...
Then eat sum food...

[bread]

i am too full

[wirodeu]

Hey bread i am back!
Your on now too?

[bread]

now i am:D

YAY i have unlocked the hidden temple:D

[wirodeu]

Nice!
I am almost lvl 8 on maria!
What does
Merged Posts mean?
Mistery edited your post reason Merged post...

[bread]

means combine

[wirodeu]

Hey bread!
I'm back on...
Why can't i send Pm.s To you?
See U on kol!
Nooooooo!
Meat farming is over!!!
Icy peak did get new adventures!!!!

[Artic Rose]

I have 100 yeti furs!
If i make them into one of the skins...
That 100 x 160!!!
16000 Meat !

I believe hippo skins sell for the most at around 196 at the Bounty Hunter

-X-

[Mistery]

Nice!
I am almost lvl 8 on maria!
What does
Merged Posts mean?
Mistery edited your post reason Merged post...

Merging post means that two or more posts following each other are put into one post together. According to our rules, you should use the edit button to change the contents of your previous post or add to it instead of answering your own post. :)

[ToryMaster]

the bats keeps killing me, how do i beat them? i got to the gouao junction, but i think i'm not strong enough or something to win :<

[wirodeu]

Well..
All the three skins are worth that much...
So...
And Tory...
Try training till 5 more moxie and ur going to win more easy...
A lvl higher could also help...

[wirodeu]

..
Wait!
Can u actually fight?
If u can't
Try adventuring at the sleazy back alley for 2 bum cheeks
And then combine them for a asshat!
Then equip it and u can go in!

[bread]

yay i can post again here
and i have completd 2 quests YAY

[Artic Rose]

Well..
All the three skins are worth that much...
So...

Actually, skins and furs range from 184 to 196. Sure it only saves a few meat, but most people sell hundreds of furs to the BHH at a time, which ends up earning you a few extra thousand meat in the long run. Just something to keep in mind. Most people don't care, but there are some that do.

-X-

[wirodeu]

Bread...
Which Quests do u have to complete?
And welcome back!

[Saphyre]

ummm...wirodeu? bread?
you guys might want to PM each other, instead of using the forums.
as seeing as how (most) of it's private stuff.
No offense.

I dropped hardcore. I dont know why i did it. I kinda wanted the shiny stuff. Oh well. Are you ever allowed to get your stuff in hardcore? Cuz if you dont, there's really no point in keeping everything. And i really like my stuff (packrat -_-;;). But we're probably are allowed, and I'm just being stupid....like usual....
Ah well ^_^

but i have another question...at what level do you receive the Strange Leaflet Quest? (I really want to do it again ^_^)

[wirodeu]

NOO you never are able to get your stuff only after Freeing the king
Lvl 9 Is the lvl you get the SL Quest
What path did you choose?
I'm at hardcore oxygenarian now...

[bread]

i have to try and finish of the bonedragon and some mining left

EDIT: yay now for goat cheese and i got the chrome crossbow YAY :D

[Saphyre]

gar.
if you cant get to your stuff till after you free the king, then there's reallly no point to hoarding stuff at all is there? That means there's really no point to hardcore besides the shiny rewards. Ah well.

@wirodeu: i used to be hardcore oxygenarian (i really wanted the shiny stuff...) but then i was being stupid and dropped hardcore....
XP. And thx.

[bread]

damn piarates they give no info

[bread]

um wiro i got rich and i have over 20000 meat

what do i do

EDIT: i also have a leprechaun called leppy

EDIT(again): i am also lvl ten

[Heartofthedark]

hey if anyone wants to donate to me my name on Kol is heartofthedark :D

[wirodeu]

Cool How did you do?
Tell me which quests you need to do
And maria is lvl 9!
And Wirodeu lvl 6!
And wirodeu1 lvl 8!
And wirodeu2 lvl 8!
And wirodeu3 lvl 7!
And bread did you already emptied your mail-box?


Everyone who wants 500 free meat EVERYDAY!
3 extra adventures EVERYDAY!
And Some mysticallity training as much as you want!
THEN COME TO THE CLAN:

The cheese-man brother


I see you there in the clan:

The cheese-man brother


And you also recieve an 500 bonus if you come to us in 5 weeks!
Tip: Make some Multi's And Train them to lvl 3 and get those also in the clan for an xtra 500 meat!!!
Another tip: Make 10 multi's for 5000 meat! And let them go to the clan!

[bread]

i have the beanstalk quest i ade the beanstalk now for killing :D
thats it

and the dictionary is worth lots :D

[wirodeu]

Yeah Its worth 21337 Exactly Spelled To leet!
2 - 1337

[bread]

yup

the beanstlk quest is hard but i got 3 quest items

i died and hve 0 adventures >_>

[wirodeu]

:( I will tell u something on mail ...
But first empty your mailbox!

[bread]

k emyting

[bread]

done

[wirodeu]

Ok..

[bread]

lol

[wirodeu]

Could it be possible to get 5 more goat cheeses in 38 adventures?

[bread]

it might i think i did

[wirodeu]

I have
27 adventures left... And have 2 goat cheeses
Do you have any left?

[bread]

no...

[wirodeu]

Are you still on bread?
( On gamershood )
If so answer please...

[bread]

yes

[wirodeu]

Ok look in your inventory At fleep11 !!!!
Some stuff After eating and finishing up your adventures you can drink some delicious Mad train wine!
And DONT do the quest For the doc and your guild use your adventures for the quest!

[bread]

yay

[wirodeu]

Hi!
I'm back on!
We need MORE meat! More meat! More meat!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!
For the clan gym...
And after that... the phantom trollbooth

[bread]

wahts in the package whats i n the package tell me can i open it yet plz tell me :(

[wirodeu]

Yes...

There's something Nice in it... A strenght item!

[bread]

so i can open it?

[wirodeu]

Yes...
There's an extra strengt strongness elixer in it...
You get some muscle Substat points for it...

[bread]

harray

oh yeah a extra strongness potion wee >_>

[wirodeu]

I LIKE HELL RAMES!
About 26 Substats for each thing and 26-30 Adventures!!!
I ate 2 of them today and one for tommorow!

[bread]

woah whered u gat them

[wirodeu]

I made the scrumptious reagents whit Wiro 2 And saucecrafted
Scrumptious reagent + Hellion cube = Hell broth
And then The hell broths i sended to wirodeu1 Who is an pastamancer and
Dry noodles+Hell broth = Hell ramen!

[bread]

whoa nice

[wirodeu]

Yeah!
If u can give me A hellion cube i will make for u!
They are from the Deep fat friars..
If you havent completed their quest its in the Top woods

[bread]

i have but i do tommorow so i have more adventures :D

[wirodeu]

Send the hellion cube to wirodeu2
I will have new scrumptious reagents tomorrow

[bread]

i will and only 7 more moxie

[wirodeu]

Cool!
If you wait on a special day you will get 10 sUBSTAT Moxie more!
When its a moxie day...

[bread]

whens the next moxie day

[wirodeu]

Look at the nobllesse oblige website Calendar!
Its very detailed!
http://www.noblesse-oblige.org/

[Saphyre]

OKAY!
i really dont want to sound mean, or a prick, but can you guys pm or email each other?
you can use the clan forum/channel too

^^;; half the forum is filled with your (mostly) private conversations....
its kinda for people who need help...

i'm kinda being a hypocrite, posting this here, but i dont think my pms are getting thru to your inbox...

[cupepus]

hey people i could kinda use a little help i need items my user is mastermael

[bread]

OKAY!
i really dont want to sound mean, or a prick, but can you guys pm or email each other?
you can use the clan forum/channel too

^^;; half the forum is filled with your (mostly) private conversations....
its kinda for people who need help...

i'm kinda being a hypocrite, posting this here, but i dont think my pms are getting thru to your inbox...


>_>
this is the Kol thread >_>
anything about Kol is here we have done NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

[cupepus]

I NEED HELP PEOPLE PLEASE GIVE ME MEAT MY NAME IS MASTERMAEL

[bread]

I NEED HELP PEOPLE PLEASE GIVE ME MEAT MY NAME IS MATERMAEL


NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN >:-(

begger

[cupepus]

y not

[bread]

because it's stupid and pointless

[cupepus]

would u give me 100 meat plz?

[bread]

no.

[cupepus]

dang it

[bread]

i don't even have 100 meat

[wirodeu]

@ cupepus
1. Do not use capitals all the time.
2. Do not beg.
3. If you want something tell what you need and for what you need it.
4. What's your kol username?

@ Bread
It's time to prepare for The naughty sorceress
You need the things listed on this site:
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Ascension_Aids
You can click on the things to see where you can find them!
First find ALL things EXCEPT for the last list that's for later i will care for it.
And if u are lvl 11 Don't go to the Sorcerress yet!
First have all stuff! ok?'

I will care for these things:
Hat: wolf mask
Weapon: Wand of Nagamar
Off-hand: flaming talons
Pants: furry pants
Accessory: hamethyst bracelet or Dirty hobo gloves
Accessory: ring of increase damage
Accessory: Acid-squirting flower
Those are the things needed for fighting the sorceress!
After killing the sorceress (That isn't very soon)
You give me those stuff back for me so i can use them for my attack..
Ok?

[bread]

ok.

Yes I Am Lvl 11

but no NS yet

[wirodeu]

Go to the council!
And shall i send you your part of the cash the 45000 meat?
You aren't lvl 11!!! you are still 10 you need 1 moxie to get to lvl 11!

[bread]

i know i lost some some how >_<

EDIT 5 secs later:now i am lvl 11 once more :D

[cupepus]

grr

[wirodeu]

Cupepus : Please make normal posts which are containing information about kingdom of loathing... Thank you!
Bread: I will make some hell ramen for maria ... soon we both are ascending!!!
Did you looked at the checklist? Get everything on that list...
And shall i send you your part of the cash? The 45000 meat...
And we need both around 10 wussiness potions ...
For the naughty sorceresss... I tell you more later...
First the checklist!
And ... yay clovers in stock!!!!!
I have around 50 worthless items!!!
I need those clovers for quick cash ... I will go to the the treasury ...
You lose clover and get dense meat stack! I sell it and thats 50000 meat!
I Use wirodeu2 for gathering clovers...

[bread]

Cupepus : Please make normal posts which are containing information about kingdom of loathing... Thank you!
Bread: I will make some hell ramen for maria ... soon we both are ascending!!!
Did you looked at the checklist? Get everything on that list...
And shall i send you your part of the cash? The 45000 meat...
And we need both around 10 wussiness potions ...
For the naughty sorceresss... I tell you more later...
First the checklist!
And ... yay clovers in stock!!!!!
I have around 50 worthless items!!!
I need those clovers for quick cash ... I will go to the the treasury ...
You lose clover and get dense meat stack! I sell it and thats 50000 meat!
I Use wirodeu2 for gathering clovers...

i'm saving for the star stuff ^_^

[bread]

wow lots-o-moneys

yay i have star hat star sword and star starfish familiar
and some keys and the doors stuff

[Artic Rose]

>_>
this is the Kol thread >_>
anything about Kol is here we have done NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

No, you haven't done anything wrong, but there is a clan chat channel where you can get your answers in real-time instead of the pointless messages saying "are you there? if you're there say something" and "delete messages in your inbox!".

I think Saphyre was simply trying to point out that since a lot of the things you are saying are only directed toward each other and are not of assistance to anyone else, you could be kind enough to keep your messages going through the Kingdom of Loathing website instead of alienating the few loyal readers to this thread, who do not appreciate logging in to see one or more pages full of a conversation between the two of you.

But you're right, you have not broken any rules and so you do not have to stop. It would just be considerate of you.

-X-

[wirodeu]

Do you use stars and lines? And not buy the whole set?
Use the cash for some things... Like stars and lines..
And maria is now needing the star suit too .... I'm already in the Entrance...
I will help you if u need help...
And Artic rose
If i tell bread all these things And the put this after it:
I'm back on!
Then it isn't only going 'bout that...
But bread Sumtimes makes a double post instead of edit...
Well I'm back on now

[bread]

oh well ^_^

and i couldn't find any stars and lines
i looked for them first but no they weren't in the mall >_>

[Vault]

I just started this game and it looks fun ^^

[cupepus]

wirodeu how do you pick clover ? i would pease like so help im stuck i could use any thing plz=(=(=(

[Vault]

Can anyone help me earn some meat? :P

[Saphyre]

@cupepus: you cant. you have to buy a hermit permit (from the market place) and have a worthless gewgaw (or something along those lines) and visit the hermit in the mountains. or you can use a 31337 scroll (combine 668 and someother scroll...i dont actually recall what the name is, but its something like 316***...) the 31337 scroll will drop a hermit scroll and later on, worthless gewgaws)

@vault: just adventure around. use a leprechaun, they're really helpful at increasing your meat gain. if you have access to the icy peak, i'd reccommend adventuring there. i've heard they've actually made the peak an actual zone now, so i dont know if you can meat farm anymore....i havent been there for a while now...

[wirodeu]

Halloween!!!!!
Finnally trick-or-treat!!!!!
Vault what's ur name i will send u 2500 meat ...
And i found out some new places...
The haunted pantry is a whole manor!

[bread]

woah i have too see this

[wirodeu]

Hey bread! I just logged in!

[bread]

uh i logged in now :)

[wirodeu]

Hey!!
I logged in now! i'm exploring the Spooky raven manor I am pretty far at the plot! The spooky raven plot!

[Saphyre]

whoooooooah there....halloween?!?!
today? (aka 9/21/06 USA)
....really? how odd....
i thought the KoL holidays were somewhat situated around the real holidays....


gahhh......nvm....
just being stupid....i guess it is halloween....
that or this is just a new plot...
does anyone know?

[wirodeu]

The next halloween is Again at the real halloween!!!
The plot is at the spooky raven manor (The haunted pantry)
The halloweens happens every year 2 times ... One not halloween day....
And on the real halloweeen!

Wooooooooooooooooooot!
My muscle is 417
my Misticallity is 293
My moxie is 371!!
I just used a lot of scrumptious reagent potions to buff it up!
It's for fighting at the hedge maze!!!
I Will make potions for everyone if you give me this: (For one potion)

A scrumptious reagent and 500 meat...

Or

3000 meat To buy the stuff

The potions buf you up to hell!


Edit: The buffs are almost over.. Some off them are already...
Now i have about 10 left i did have 25 buffs ...
Now my hp is 363!!!! I own!

[gtownkid73]

this is one of the best rpgs i have ever played and it is funny

[wirodeu]

Yeah! Sure it is!
Whats ur Kol name?
I will send u 1000 meat...
And vault what's urs?
I just made some extra 75000 meat by the clover hunt!
And it took about 250 adventures to do ...
175 for the trinkets..
And 75 for the Treasury...

[Saphyre]

does anyone know what you're supposed to do for the plot? (like, what's the plot of the plot?)(lol).

[cupepus]

need help!

my kol name is mastermael can any one me some meat please thank you i have a couple objects i m willing to get rid of

anyone here ?

@wirodue :ten leaf clover ? is that clover how do you do it specficly

[wirodeu]

Cupepus please remove your second and third post ...
And put all messages in one post!
You can remove by clicking edit-> Delete
And you can put your messages in one post by clicking edit on the first post...
Thank you!
And please Do NOT beg...
That way u get NOTHING.
Greetings Wirodeu

[bread]

cupepus shut up with the begging

and wiro YAY store

[Saphyre]

Bread! How rude! You can be little kinder you know! I know begging is annoying, and Cupepus should stop, but still! Have some heart. Just because your posts take up half of the forum doesnt mean you can be so mean!

And Cupepus, Bread and Wirodeu are right though. Begging will not get you anywhere. Instead, try asking for help to gain more adv. or meat for example. And be courteous. You'll probably get more help that way then begging.

Can you still meat farm at the Icy Peak now that they've made it a real zone?
I havent gotten to that point in my ascension yet...

[wirodeu]

No...
You can't since critical hits and those other adventures are added you need
300 moxie atleast and 200 muscle...
And A LOT ice cold recistance!
And YAY 21 members in the clan!
I want feast of boris!
Then you can eat a lot more!
HELL RAMEN!!!!

[the dunce]

wirodeu u made a clan?

[wirodeu]

Yeah
It's:
The cheese-man brother
U get 1500 meat for joining!
Do u wanna come in?
I think i give you a nice ranK!
And by the way... Bread and i made it together!

[the dunce]

ya i join right now h/o

ok i sent a request

[Artic Rose]

The halloweens happens every year 2 times ... One not halloween day....
And on the real halloweeen!


Actually, Halloween comes more often than that. Every year on Real-life Halloween, and once every 96 day cycle of the KoL Calendar, which would land on Porktober 8th.

-X-

[Saphyre]

o.O;;

Gah.....Artic Rose, can you explain the calendar to me? I'm afraid I'm never going to understand it....
-_-;;

[wirodeu]

Look at the noblesse oblige site calendar...
That one's really good!

[bread]

how do i get into the haunted library?

[the dunce]

http://www.subjunctive.net/kol/FrontPage.html bread this will help

[Artic Rose]

o.O;;

Gah.....Artic Rose, can you explain the calendar to me? I'm afraid I'm never going to understand it....
-_-;;

Not a problem! First of all, to see the current day of the KoL Calendar you can access that in the clan hall (the "main page" of the clan, scroll down to see it)

In KoL, there are 12 months, each containing 8 days.
There are 5 KoL holidays, which do not include real-life holidays.
There is a total of 38 "stat days", 12 each of Muscle, Moxie, and Mysticallity. These stat days will give you extra points after battles depending on which day it is. If it is a Muscle day, you will only receive extra muscle points, and the others will remain the same.

Here is a breakdown:

Jarlsuary
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Frankuary
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4- KoL Valentine's day [opens new packages and gifts in the gift shop]
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Starch
1- Moxie day
2-
3- St. Sneaky Pete's day [allows you to drink more, make green beer, and get special "drunken stupor" adventures]
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

April
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day & Oyster Egg day [allows you to buy an Oyster Basket at the Market and get special adventures/drops when it is equipped]
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Martinus
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Bill
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Bor
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Petember
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Carlvember
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Porktober
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day & KoL Halloween [allows you to Trick-or-Treat when wearing outfits for new item drops]

Boozember
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7- Feast of Boris [allows you to eat more and opens special adventures for new item drops]
8-

Dougtember
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day


There is also Crimbo, which happens every real-life year around the week of Christmas/New Year's, and always opens new and different things which are usually one-time only.
In addition, there are also KoL-type holidays when it is real-life April Fool's Day, Friday the 13th, and Groundhog day. I'll let you find out on your own what fun things are in store for these days.

Also, depending on the day, there are different moon phases which affects how things like the grue familiar, blood of the Wereseal, Talisman of Baio, and the Jekyllin hide belt work.


Any more specific questions, feel free to ask. I don't check this all that often so if you need a quick response, you'd have better luck sending a Kmail in game to Xantica (#752130)

-X-

[bread]

hey wiro you got a spare hedgemaze puzzle I NEED ONE
but if youy don't that k ^_^

[Saphyre]

@Artic Rose: Thanks so much! That really helps! ^__^

@bread: I don't think we're allowed to trade quest items.

[bread]

wahh

stupid quest items
well now i am in haunted gallery YAY

[darknessinferno]

ok im in this now i am hyperflame

[bread]

cool

[darknessinferno]

so is this multiplayer or solo

[bread]

1 player but you can fight other people

[darknessinferno]

o that sucks they need a party sistem

[wirodeu]

I lost a lot adventures because those (...) people of kol deleted them!
:(
I did eat 6 hell ramens on feast of boris....
And now they reduced it to 200!

[darknessinferno]

i have no advenchurs left how do i get more (i to lasy to read so plz help)

[wirodeu]

Wait till rollover...
It will give you 40 adv!
Or try eating or drinking stuff

[bread]

yay wiro r u on now

[wirodeu]

Hi bread!
When u posted i did just logged off!
It was 1 o' clock at night here...
I hope clovers are in stock!

[bread]

hey again lol I am now so very moxious

[darknessinferno]

ya i got it yester day ty tho

[bread]

hey hyper i can give you some meat if you want

[darknessinferno]

sure i need the powch for the familer

[darknessinferno]

can some on tell me were i can get a Terrarium
i just found a area fun house be realy drunk (i did it as keap falling on the floor) and a new area apers in the near by plains u get alot of stuff there but in low suppie

[Slimy Jim]

to get the terrarium, go into the town. Then go into the market square. Then the market. You can buy the terrarium for 500 meat

[darknessinferno]

o thx

umm can some one send me some advenchus im too drunk (in the game) and too full (ing the game) to get advenchurs

[Slimy Jim]

you'll just have to wait until tomorrow. You'll get 40 more adventures and you won't be full or drunk

[darknessinferno]

ok thx

[wirodeu]

Hyper,
You cant send adventures
However, I will send you some food...
I'm ascending as a hardcore oxygenarian so i can't eat or drink,
And when drunk, DO NOT ADVENTURE , You get drunken stupor adventures which are bad! i sended u some food,Booze,Meat,and a weapon And... a healing item


C'mon people POST!

[bread]

No more NS no more NS woo ! the NS died

wiro yay

[Joanna]

Has anyone else collected all the bones for the new familiar yet? I need 6 of them still...the haunted conservatory is my new sleazy back alley...will be here forever LMAO

[bread]

no theres too many i had like 10 different ones but then i sold them >_>

[wirodeu]

I don't care about getting them,
Though the complete set is 50k worth...
But it's better to adventure at the castle in the clouds in the sky...
And autosell all stuff...'
Joanna Whats your KOL name?

[bread]

i have an urge to ascend

[wirodeu]

Don't!
Your better of by lvling up!

[bread]

yay i won't u still on

[wirodeu]

I will login now on 4 and 5...

[bread]

how about now?

[cupepus]

hi ppls anyone here?

[wirodeu]

Hello bread and cupepus! Can you guys come online....
I will train my clones today YAY!

[bread]

i'm here i hope you are

[wirodeu]

Bread made lots of cocktail drinks for me...
If anyone wants LOADS of booze come to our clan
The cheese-man brother
We have a booze - party soon

[bread]

hey wiro i was busy
but i gott a problem i can only get to the second drink stage i'm gonna get some paper umbrellas magical ice cubes and coconut thingies

[wirodeu]

Where do you get those from?
I sended u 12 coconut shells ...

[Artic Rose]

Has anyone else collected all the bones for the new familiar yet? I need 6 of them still

Sorry, this was pushed back by all the other posts and I missed it.

Check the Display Case of Imperial Exchange. You can trade any extra bones you have for what is in there, 1:1. Just propose a trade listing the bones you are looking for and it will be responded to a.s.a.p.

-X-

[wirodeu]

I am buying all
coconut shells,little paper umbrella's,magical ice cubes, dry noodles for 1000 meat each!
And all hellion cubes for 1750 each!

[bread]

i can't log in stupid trojan viruses

[bread]

so anyone still here

i can't play -_-

[wirodeu]

When u get norton, bread?
It's valentine day today!! YAY!

[bread]

i already got it but it's no workage

and now i can playz againz ^_^

werd

[wirodeu]

I have been hacked by bread, But hey;
Friends arent always what they look like, Luckily i have my 700k Back,
And i have 1 Million meat already =)

[bread]

my friend hacked you wiro >_>

[wirodeu]

Stop lying bread, U did hacked me and not your not-existing friend...

[Mistery]

Please stop fighting.
It is clear that hacking is a very serious issue, however we can't decide for sure who did it.

And just as a reminder, do not give away any personal information about your account to anyone under any circumstances.

[wirodeu]

*Is happy because st sneaky pete day is today!*
Make green beer, And enjoy the special drunken stupors when you reach drunkness 26! Whit green beer! Which will let you reach 10 more drunkness
than normal!

[george147]

hey bread remember me? could sum1 give me some help on this game?(im not asking for any items)

[bread]

yeah,whats your username?

i'll help as much as i can ^_^

[george147]

its darkness147:D thanks alot m8

[george147]

r rats so strong? they take away 7 hp!<---gay the game fun tho

[wirodeu]

Hey George I'll send you 250 k Through my multi; Mariasoulless
I had 100 Mill yesterday but i lost 50 Mill ;( But i'll get it back today!
A k = 1000 So 250k Is 250000
And 7 hp isnt much 247 Hp is much ;)
And if you join our clan ; You can get easily 50k By registering at our forums!

[george147]

that would be great wirodue( or wiro) i only have 16hp so 7hp is alot lol
erm also 250k of what?(sorry im a n00b)

also if u like text based game's like this try www.darkthrone.com

[wirodeu]

Hey, George, I will send you some meat as quick as possible, I hope i won today's raffle, If i won it, Then i have 200Mill more :)
And people, Join my clan:
The cheese-man brother
When you join our forum , You get 50k!
BTW, i bought 20000 Raffle tickets! For 20Million!

[Saphyre]

o.O
are you serious?!?!? you've got ONE HUNDRED MILLION meat?!?!?!?!!
o.O;;

[bread]

even though wiro hates me...i congratulate him *claps*

[Artic Rose]

By now we all know of your clan, so if you could please stop advertising incessantly I'd appreciate it. Just send a message to new members of this thread privately if you want to be sure they know as well.

Thanks much,

-Xan

[wirodeu]

Lol, I have 30 Mill now, I lost alot... :P And i bought some nice things ! If anyone founds a tiny plastic boris or a tiny plastic susan I would pay 2 Mill for it! :)

[Artic Rose]

Tiny plastic rares (Boris, Jarlsberg, Sneaky Pete and Susie) go for around 5.6 million usually, and right now are around 6 million. Sellers beware.

-X-

[wirodeu]

400k Left... MMG is hard you know...

[bread]

yay my clan is gaining some meat

we have like 150000 YAY!

[wirodeu]

We usually have like 1 M in the clan stash, And we have lots of rich players in our clan who donate 1 M to the clan and then buy lots of war stuff to fight whit... And for people who not know this: 1M = 1.000.000

[bread]

i finnaly made lvl 10

this is more fun in hardcore

[wirodeu]

I'm almost out of hardcore at wirodeu,
I'm at the NS now, I will do some softcore ascensions after my hardcore one,
I try to do the softcore ascension in about 5-8 Days...

[wirodeu]

I think this topic is dead!
Well... i am bankrupt! i have exactly 0,00000000000 Million Meat! I'm so happy whit it! NOT! =(

[bread]

how u go bankrupt?

[Heartofthedark]

OMG i leave for like a couple of months and this thread is taken over by u guys!!!!!!! o well lol jk anyways my charrie is near acension but i need some familliars anyone wanna don8 or tell me where u can find em
i need the:
angry goat
sabre-toothed lime
barrrnacle
potato

[Heartofthedark]

This is me :D :

heartofthedark (#999382)
Level 12
Spaghetti Spellbinder
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 118
Maximum Hit Points: 118 (base: 112)

Current Mana Points: 261
Maximum Mana Points: 261 (base: 210)

Muscle: 115 (base: 109)
(160/219)

Mysticality: 154 (base: 142)
(136/285)

Moxie: 128
(1/257)

Stench Protection: Meager
Adventures remaining: 131
Meat: 1,437
Favorite Food: spooky mushroom
Favorite Booze: ice-cold Sir Schlitz

Turns Played: 5041
Days Played: 119



Advancement:

You must gain 6 Mysticality to advance to level 13.




Equipment:

star hat
star spatula
kickback cookbook
star pants
chintzy noodle ring
ladle of mystery
Pine-Fresh air freshener
Meat detector


Skills:

Liver of Steel
Chronic Indigestion
CLEESH
Manicotti Meditation
Minor Ray of Something
Entangling Noodles
eXtreme Ray of Something
Pastamastery
Cone of Whatever
Weapon of the Pastalord
Lasagna Bandages
Springy Fusilli





Current Familiar:

money bags, the 23-pound Leprechaun (328 experience, 328 kills)

[bread]

sorry i haven't got any of thise familiars but you only need 2 and they need to be 20 pounds atleast before they work if you didn't know :S

[Heartofthedark]

well i did know that and u need 1 but its random so its better to have them all

[bread]

i ascended and i used a grue and a barrrnacle

[wirodeu]

I'm soon to ascend at my multi, After a while i will try 1-4,5 Days ascensions...

[Heartofthedark]

i have never ascended and after i beat her big familliar guy all i have to do is kill her >:v)

[bread]

killing her is harder unless u have the right equipment

[Encore]

I've been playing for a few days now. I've not got very far, but my familiar Angela is my darling :D
My character is Ellipsis.

[Heartofthedark]

:o i forgot to do my thing and rate this game lol
rating:
graphics:8 sound:N/A interactivity:10 style:10 humor:10 violence:N/A
overall if you leave out graphics
((there not bad to look at unlike that auqa man game i rated omg :mad: i wanted to just :box2: beat it up or make like pac man :pacmanSMILE: and an evil clown :clownSMILE: just go over there and EAT THIS HORRIBLE GAME so i dont have to do this :pcsmasher or kill myself seriously it made me wanna jump infront of a moving car! :nzd: ))
which are really bad this game is a really good one

overall: 9.5 out of 10
good job KoL! :appl: :appl: :appl:

what would the right equipment be a furry fur suit?

[wirodeu]

At the NS it's the best to equip a furry suit, Because it lowers your moxie like hell =) And the NS her stats scale to yours, And if you bring 40-50
photoprotoneutron torpedo's whit you... And like 40-50 Elixers or red pixel potions... Then lose like 10 Times first and then attack her, You will win very easy! =)

And my current profile is:


MariaSoulLess (#1031112)
Level 18
Seal Clubber
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 444
Maximum Hit Points: 444 (base: 296)

Current Muscularity Points: 169
Maximum Muscularity Points: 169 (base: 167)

Muscle: 293


Mysticality: 169


Moxie: 172

Hot Protection: Minor
Cold Protection: Middling
Spooky Protection: Minor
Stench Protection: Minor
Sleaze Protection: Minor
Adventures remaining: 200
Meat: 176,586
Favorite Food: Hell ramen
Favorite Booze: white Canadian

Turns Played: 6651
Days Played: 95



Advancement:

You must gain 35 Muscle to advance to level 19.



PvP:

Fights Left Today: 10
Ranking: 171
Fights Won: 27
Fights Lost: 24




Equipment:

tiny plastic stab bat
tiny plastic stab bat
tiny plastic stab bat



You own a Store in the Mall of Loathing
You own a Display Case in the Cannon Museum



Effects:



Elemental Saucesphere (14955) [shrug off]



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Liver of Steel
Chronic Indigestion
Seal Clubbing Frenzy
Thrust-Smack
Lunging Thrust-Smack
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
Tongue of the Otter
Hide of the Otter
Claws of the Otter
Tongue of the Walrus
Hide of the Walrus
Claws of the Walrus
Eye of the Stoat
Rage of the Reindeer
Pulverize
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
Northern Exposure
Musk of the Moose
Snarl of the Timberwolf





Current Familiar:

Trorg, the 20-pound Stab Bat (293 experience, 1 kills)

[Artic Rose]

what would the right equipment be a furry fur suit?

You cannot beat the NS's third form without the Wand of Nagmar equipped (you cannot switch equipment between forms, therefore you must beat all three forms with it equipped. Flaming talons are one of the best offhand items- or kickback cookbook if a mysticality class

The most important thing to know is that the Sorceress scales to your stats, so it is best not to use items such as Boris's ring or Sneaky Pete's Breath Spray. The point of the furry suit is because it is the most effective way to lower your moxie (which in turn lowers her moxie and increases your chance of hitting her).

Accessories and equipment that increase melee work wonders for Muscle and Moxie classes, coupled with thrust smack or other combat skills. If you're a Mysticality class you'll probably want to use your spells and equip accessories that increase spell damage.



Combat familiars work best, delevelling ones would be the next best thing

-Xantica (#752130)-

[bread]

great the hedgemaze again >_>

[Heartofthedark]

that was easy lol

[Heartofthedark]

i forgot about this game O_O i opened it and had over 100 ad cool :D lol

[mister mr]

its quite good ive just acsended for the first time..... i cant believe you have to pay 5000 meat to wear shirts

[Slimy Jim]

OMG i leave for like a couple of months and this thread is taken over by u guys!!!!!!! o well lol jk anyways my charrie is near acension but i need some familliars anyone wanna don8 or tell me where u can find em
i need the:
angry goat
sabre-toothed lime
barrrnacle
potato

angry goat- combine goats cheese with anticheese (from dude ranch)
sabre-toothed lime- combine lime with sabre teeth (from sabre-toothed goat) you may have to cook them together, I can't remember
barrrnacle-adventure around pirates cove
potato- adventure around haiku dungeon (in chests)

[bread]

i got bored and gave up hardcore oxy lol

[Vault]

guys im just starting out and my user is GamersHood

[bread]

lol

finnaly 50000 meat

i'm giving up my multi fleep10 >_> don't wanna get in trouble

[Vault]

can anyone donate meat to the user GamersHood? o.O
I'm broke. & a n00b.

[bread]

sorry i must save save save for the reniacle

[Vault]

do you have any junk I could use?

[bread]

i might i will have to check
well actually i might as well send u 10000 meat ^_^

[Vault]

thanks bread! ^^

[bread]

YAY thankies

[wirodeu]

Jesus.... All those beggars....
People! PLEASE DONATE TO MY ACCOUNTS!
ONLY 500K IS ENOUGH PLEASEE!! ....
it's really annoying you know... :mad:
Stop whit it please... Thx...

[bread]

i donated 50000k a few days ago >_>

[magsta]

how do i make a meatcar

[mister mr]

i donated 50000k a few days ago >_>


how do you get that type of money? im lvl 9 and only have 75k from selling fancy but probably evil chocs

ive also just ascended for the first time

[Artic Rose]

I just bought an Ancient Yuletide Troll (yuletide troll chrysalis in Mr. Store) and I love it! He's so helpful

-X-

[wirodeu]

50000k = 50 Million meat, Like half of what i had... (107 M)

[bread]

see i got you 50mil

[Heartofthedark]

wow u guys are rich i only have 10k XD im nooby anyways merry christmas and merry crimbo

[wirodeu]

Bread doesn't have 50 Million.
I don't have that much too...
Not anymore but soon i will try to get it back! =)
Merry christmas/Crimboween!

[Saphyre]

Omg!!! Criiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmboooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Merry Merry Merry Crimbo Y'all!!!
What'cha Get?

I Finally Got wrapping Paper!!!!!
Does Tropical Wrapping Paper Make A Difference In The Outfit?!?!

[bread]

Bread doesn't have 50 Million.
I don't have that much too...
Not anymore but soon i will try to get it back! =)
Merry christmas/Crimboween!

who said i had 50mil?

[mister mr]

how do u get 50 mill? i took me 2 days to get 50k

[Saphyre]

*sighs*
can you meat farm anymore?
now that icy peak has been restructured?
i've been going to the giant castle.

hardcore is hard

[Artic Rose]

Saphyre: Most people do prefer the castle for meat farming now. I think you can get at least 30,000 a day after using Warm Subject Gift Certificates. Most people accumulate 50,000 or more.

Also, today (Boozember 8) I became a Veteran player, and to celebrate I am singing an Ancient Yuletide Carol to anyone who sends a message in-game to Xantica (#752130) before rollover. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

Also, anyone who sends a message, whether or not in Ronin or HC, will be entered into a drawing for tomorrow in which I will be giving away an extra present!

-X-

[bread]

Omg Revive!

[wirodeu]

i donated 50000k a few days ago >_>

1 K = 1000 Meat
50000 K = 50000000 Meat...
So you said you donated 5 Million meat.

[bread]

damn >_< i meant 50000 not 50000k

also LOL stats
fleep11 (#976485)
Level 19
Accordion Thief
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 70
Maximum Hit Points: 70 (base: 52)

Current Mojo Points: 49
Maximum Mojo Points: 49 (base: 42)

Muscle: 67 (base: 49)
(33/99)

Mysticality: 49 (base: 44)
(38/89)

Moxie: 360 (base: 352)
(696/705)

Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 1,041
Favorite Food: toast
Favorite Booze: Mad Train wine

Account Created: July 01, 2006
Ascensions: 1
Turns Played (total): 8,628
Days Played (total): 209
Turns Played (this run): 4,161
Days Played (this run): 100
Sign: The Packrat



Advancement:

You must gain 13 Moxie to advance to level 20.




Equipment:

Knob Goblin elite helm
Knob Goblin elite shirt
Knob Goblin elite polearm
Knob Goblin elite pants
badass belt
rubber WWBD? bracelet
rubber WWSPD? bracelet
Outfit: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform


Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Spleen of Steel
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Torso Awaregness
CLEESH
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (P)
Moxie of the Mariachi
The Moxious Madrigal


(P) = Permanent skill



Current Familiar:

leppy, the 20-pound Leprechaun (1,143 experience, 1,130 kills)

[wirodeu]

Sadly one of my best friends on KOL has stopped playing ;( It was a friend i could trust (Like , Totally different than bread) He gave me his Mr. a's (3) And all his meat ( 1 M ) I hope he thinks of coming back soon...

[cant touch this]

You light the Knob Goblin firecracker, and prepare to throw it up into the air. Unfortunately, you get distracted by a nearby shiny object, and forget to throw it. Bang! Ouch!
You acquire an effect: Missing Fingers
Lol thanks for posting.
Hey I found a leprachaun at the bottom of my bowl of lucky charms!

[bread]

Sadly one of my best friends on KOL has stopped playing ;( It was a friend i could trust (Like , Totally different than bread) He gave me his Mr. a's (3) And all his meat ( 1 M ) I hope he thinks of coming back soon...


Will you let it go already !?!

Also you got your 50000 off me that you said i owed making me broke so the least you could do is forget about it !

[Artic Rose]

Xantica (#752130)
Level 23
Sauceror

Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 57
Maximum Hit Points: 407 (base: 256)
Current Mana Points: 179
Maximum Mana Points: 1122 (base: 754)
Muscle:
374 (base: 253) (427/507)
Mysticality:
748 (base: 505) (722/1011)
Moxie:
135 (base: 255) (198/511)
Hot Protection: Major
Cold Protection: Major
Spooky Protection: Major
Stench Protection: Major
Sleaze Protection: Major
Temulency: 14 (pretty drunk)
Adventures remaining: 262
Meat: 1,076,913
Favorite Food: mugcake
Favorite Booze: fine wine
Account Created: January 02, 2006
Ascensions: 8
Turns Played (total): 36,074
Days Played (total): 391
Turns Played (this run): 5,424
Days Played (this run): 31
Sign: The Opossum

Equipment:
wolf mask
hippo whip
kickback cookbook
furry pants
ring of aggravate monster
plexiglass pinky ring
stainless steel scarf
tiny maracas
Outfit: Furry Suit

Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)
Stomach of Steel
CLEESH
Thrust-Smack (HP)
Eye of the Stoat (HP)
Headbutt (P)
Amphibian Sympathy (HP)
Minor Ray of Something (HP)
Leash of Linguini (HP)
Sauce Contemplation
Stream of Sauce
Expert Panhandling
Saucestorm
Advanced Saucecrafting
Elemental Saucesphere
Intrinsic Spiciness (HP)
Saucy Salve
Impetuous Sauciness
Immaculate Seasoning
The Way of Sauce (HP)
(P) = Permanent skill
(HP) = Hardcore Permanent skill

Current Familiar:
El Texas, the 40-pound Hovering Sombrero (3,224 experience, 3,224 kills)

[bread]

0_0

You win.

[wirodeu]

Will you let it go already !?!

Also you got your 50000 off me that you said i owed making me broke so the least you could do is forget about it !

Forget that you stole all my meat? That you acted like you were a reall friend, And then you stole all my meat, And put it on another account.
I will never forget it, I will never forgive you.

[mister mr]

crockett777 (#993163)
Level 10
Sub-Sub-Apprentice Accordion Thief
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 94
Maximum Hit Points: 96 (base: 51)

Current Mojo Points: 95
Maximum Mojo Points: 95 (base: 52)

Muscle: 58 (base: 48)
(86/97)

Mysticality: 60 (base: 54)
(73/109)

Moxie: 98 (base: 89)
(141/179)

Spooky Protection: Modest
Stench Protection: Modest
Adventures remaining: 200
Meat: 2,700
Favorite Food: spooky mushroom
Favorite Booze: ice-cold Willer

Account Created: July 16, 2006
Ascensions: 1
Turns Played (total): 6,374
Days Played (total): 202
Turns Played (this run): 1,576
Days Played (this run): 73
Sign: The Packrat



Advancement:

You must gain 15 Moxie to advance to level 11.




Equipment:

toy space helmet
goth kid t-shirt
toy ray gun
astronaut pants
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
toy crazy train
eye-pod



You own a Store in the Mall of Loathing



Effects:



Aspect of the Twinklefairy (10)



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Powers of Observatiogn
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Torso Awaregness
Gnomish Hardigness
Cosmic Ugnderstanding
CLEESH (P)
Moxie of the Mariachi
Dirge of Dreadfulness


(P) = Permanent skill



Current Familiar:

Grobert, the 25-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (646 experience, 646 kills

i know its not very good for a level 10, any advice?

[cant touch this]

Need some help, anyone else got Dr.hobo map or slug lord map?
What items do i need to get through the obsticles?

got some weird fusions.
a disembodied brain + a smart skull= a brainy skull
a Brainy Skull + gnoll lips= Detective skull

[bread]

Forget that you stole all my meat? That you acted like you were a reall friend, And then you stole all my meat, And put it on another account.
I will never forget it, I will never forgive you.

Look LEAVE ME ALONE!
Stop going on about it!!!
If you hate me that's fine!
BUT STOP BRINGING IT UP!

AND ATLEAST I'M MAN ENOUGH TO NOT CHANGE PEOPLES NAMES TO CRUDELY TRY AND INSULT THEM LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD!

[wirodeu]

I don't know where you're talking about.
Can you please stop spamming?

[bread]

We can see the edit Wiro -_-

[wirodeu]

Ok lets stop about this. I forgive you now then, Ok? =)